(10:10:07 AM) cool equals jane: so you think you're an angel now?
(10:10:08 AM) cool equals jane: hahaha
(10:10:10 AM) cool equals jane: that is max
(10:10:13 AM) cool equals jane: he is sweet
(10:10:17 AM) xmkatx: vicious
(10:10:30 AM) cool equals jane: hhahahha
(10:11:57 AM) xmkatx: he hates me
(10:12:14 AM) xmkatx: remember ? he baerked at me
(10:12:26 AM) cool equals jane: i told him not to baerk
(10:12:33 AM) cool equals jane: its cause you were teasing him
(10:12:34 AM) cool equals jane: hahha
(10:12:40 AM) cool equals jane: he thought you were trying to steal his tail
(10:12:45 AM) xmkatx: lawl
(10:13:54 AM) xmkatx: i want max's tail

*watching Max on the MSN webcam*
*Max jumps down from the bed*

Lene says: awww the cat must be there
Anne says: yup
Anne says: they walked in together
Anne says: side by side
Anne says: like a interracial couple
Lene says: lmao
Anne says: just interbreed

(watching Max eat his beef jerky thing)

[lene]: Be careful, Max! If he chokes we don't know CPR!
[lene]: (to jane) That's what we do, right? Or do we smack him or something?
[jane]: (laughs like dummy and for a second appears cockeyed) NO, we do Heimlich.
[jane]: .......... SMACK HIM?!

Happy New Year 2006!

Love your friend and faithful companion,
Taco Max <3

"Stop it, Max, you're ruining her SOUL."


- Jane (to Max for continuously terrorizing EVIL CAT ZELDAR)

Max has been getting really matted and will require grooming very soon. Something I forgot to mention a while back, a Dogster account was created. Please check out Max at www.dogster.com/?222223.



Every now and then I provide random thoughts that cross my mind every so often, when I'm not thinking about eating my thingie. For example, I've discovered that peeing on flying plastic bags and piles of leaves gives me tremendous satisfaction.


Also, cats are a scourge to society.

[16:53] xmkatx: max pooped
[16:53] cool equals jane: he does
[16:54] cool equals jane: he farts a lot too
[16:54] xmkatx: after you left
[16:54] cool equals jane: oh
[16:54] cool equals jane: i pooped when i left too
[16:54] xmkatx: i always wanted a farting dog
[16:54] cool equals jane: hahahaha
[16:54] cool equals jane: well now you have one!